Being a Brokedown Dad is like being a "Vintage" car—still running, still reliable, but everything squeaks when you move, and it takes a minute to warm up in the morning. One wrong twist and your back files for early retirement. You don't sit down anymore—you strategically lower yourself while making a noise that sounds like a dying animal. Your kids think you're invincible, but little do they know you pulled a muscle sneezing last week and had to ice your elbow from opening a stubborn jar. Fatherhood is a full-time job… with full-body soreness included.
